you should never tell people that you are going to do a three day juice fast.
That way, when you fail miserably, there is no one to mock you. Or, no one there to say you are crazy because they don't understand how terribly hard you hug the tree.
Also, you should never begin a three day juice fast the day you also start your period. Because a three day juice fast will make you feel like crapola and you don't need the hormones to make you a homicidal maniac.
By the end of the first 24 hours, my kids were begging me to eat something.
The really bad part is making a roast on the first day of your juice fast and smelling that wonderful aroma all day long.
So basically, i suck. I have no willpower. And I'm an awesome cook and can't be blamed for my inability to refrain from consuming insanely delicious food.
although, after nothing but kale juice all day, a shoe would taste delicious.