Fall off of a saw horse.
Yes, I was standing on a saw horse and fell off of it.
Why was I standing on a saw horse? I was taping drywall. Because that's what all the cool kids are doing now. When I fell, I knew right away that it was broken. Mostly because it swole up to ginormous proportions.
It has now gone down to somewhat normal size. I am elevating it as much as possible. Which means I am spending an inordinately large amount of time on Pinterest. And Facebook. And Instagram.
Six weeks, y'all. I'm one week in and already going bonkers. So much for spending the summer on the boat we just bought.